Cowboy Chronicles.

I'm your average Cowboy. This is just basically a collection of dumb stuff I find when I'm bored with my life, which is often! So I guess this is life as told by Alex and her endeavors to survive life itself.

Anonymous Asks:

why are you so sexy?

cowboychronicles Said:

you know things just happen…

So this weekend I just realized how amazing my friends really are. They’re pretty great and everybody should be jealous.

Lets get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of france. Lets get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance. Lets get rich and build a house on a mountain, makin everybody look like ants way up there you and i, you and i!

Ingrid Michaelson

Its amazing how naked people are willing to get in public these days.

Questions, questions, questions.

don’t you hate when you have like a perfect day and someone just tries to ruin it for you?! like get a life!

Marsupial, with big hairy chest seeking female with same. Will suck the filling out of your teeth if you let me. I am adventurous and will try anything once…TWICE IF YOUR LUCKY!

Rocko’s Modern Life

LOCKKERRRSS!

So I was thinking oh so very deeply about what the theme for my annually themed locker would be this year. Earlier this week I had a strange run in with a lady at walmart that looked remarkably like Rick James. And today while I was at walmart I was like “THATS IT!” It was so beautiful when it hit me! It was like an angel just revealed itself to me from heaven! okay maybe im exagerating a bit. but hey i was excited.

So I guess I have this weird obsession with cowboys…

In most cases, if your name is Troy or Travis you are most likely beautiful. But like I said… thats in MOST cases.

Confession.

My favorite shows compose of Yo Gabba Gabba, iCarly and Spongebob.